Thursday, October 29, 2009

Well that's nice, I'm very proud of you.

As I navigate my way around the Atheist sites I've come across more and more Ex-Pastors who have now claimed they've become Atheist and or Agnostic. They usually list all there "religious" accomplishments. I was saved as a teenager, I went to the University of Jesus where I was voted most likely to be the best christian ever. I started a Church we were great, we fed the poor, baptized many souls, yadda yadda yadda.

Now if they say they were "saved" that's good enough for me. And We'll find out one day? I am a "once saved, always saved" kinda guy.

But here's something for them to think about, for every Preacher who leaves Christianity for the positive and encouraging future of the Atheist there are people who have been in the Church for years serving, singing, witnessing, teaching etc. that realize they need a savior. My Sister and her family go to a nice church up the road from us. We've gone there a few times when my nieces and nephews were performing or they had something involving food. But the Pastor of that Church had been there Pastor for about 40 years, and his wife just accepted the Lord.(she was probably about 65 years old?) She was very involved and kept real busy doing all the things that Pastor wives do.

Atheists often accuse Christians of going to church because it's comforting, there is singing/entertainment there, a sense of community, things for the kids. I would say "I go to praise God", those other things you mentioned are cool, but if you ain't there to worship your not gonna finish.

To all who have left the church. God throws big ole parties for his "prodigal sons" please come back, we miss you. feeno

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Today Junior, I aint got all day.

Did the Bible know we'd be around long enough for people to question Christ's return?

2nd Peter chap. 3 speaks about how in the last days scoffers will come a scoffing. They will say, where is this "coming" he has promised? Nothing has changed since the beginning of creation.

But Peter tells us, Ahh, but do not forget this one thing, dear friends, With the Lord a day is like a thousand years..... The Lord is not slow keeping his promise, as some understand slowness.

But if we still think he's taking his dear sweet time Peter gives a possible explanation, he says "He is patient with you, not wanting any to perish, but everyone to come to repentance.

Hey Jesus, take all the time you want, I'll just be chillin 'til you come for me.

Dueces, feeno

Saturday, October 17, 2009

saturday night live

Everyone has their favorite SNL clip. My favorite one was when the super heroes were all throwing a birthday party for Lois Lane. Superman and his x-ray vision was blurting out what all the wrapped presents were. The Hulk (John Belushi) came out of the bathroom after abusing it with a hulk like bowel movement. But there was this one charachter played by garrett morris called the Ant Man. And all the other Super heroes were all gathered around a making fun of him, because his super power was being able to shrink himself to the size of an ant, yet still have the power of a human. OOh Uuuh wow, ant man has the power of a human, and they all start laughing. If you can find a clip of this via your computer, it's worth the watch.

This brings me to the difference between God and gods. Did you know that each of the 10 plauges mentioned in Exodus was God's way of dissing all these other so called god's?

Let's start out easy, we all know that Ra was the Egyptian sun god. So God made it dark for 3 days.

The first plague was turning the water from the Nile into blood, the Egyptians worshipped Hapi, god of the Nile.

The 2nd plague was a gazillion frogs all over the place, it just so happened the Egyptians worshipped some god called Heket, who resembled a man with a frog head.

The 4th plague was flies, yeah, you guessed it Kephri was a fly faced god of the Egyptians.

The 5th plague was death of cows, yep, they had a cow head god too. His name was Hathor.

Then there was Isis, the goddess of medicine, so God sent boils and sores on to them.(6th plague)

If you want all the other gods names etc. and where they fit in with the plagues I'll give them to you. But I wont insult your intelligence with any nmore for now. You get the picture.

There is only 1 God, and he desires a relationship with you. Take your pick, Superman or Ant man.

Peace be with you all. feeno

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

A Small Glitch in the Perfect Atheist Life?

Just imagine it's a beautiful winter morning, nearing Christmas in your lovely Communist community. And as you and your sexy wife (Madalyn Murray O'Hare maybe) are sitting at your kitchen table reading Sagan watching snowflakes gently fall to the ground you realize just how good life is. Hell, there isn't even a Nativity Scene with in a hundred miles of your commune err I mean neighborhood. You and Madalyn are wearing your matching WWMSTD bracelets, (what would mao tse tung do) anyways life just couldn't be better.... but then little Suzie your only daughter one of your 1.5 kids and the cutest little Atheist in pig tales that you've ever seen, comes in and asks "Mommy, Daddy my friend from school (Karl Marx elementary school) wants to know if I can go to Sunday School with her, can I go please"?

What do you tell little Suzie?

Friday, October 9, 2009

Atheists say the sweetest things

I will give credit where credit is due. His Lordship the Gun Toting Atheist said this over at Mak's site. "There is no such things as a soul. we are not souls inhabiting bodies. We are bodies".

If thats true we are no more important than some sewer rat eating fecies 20 feet below the streets of any large city. Unless you think your special for evolving to a more important species? Why are we better than rats? Because we can type and spell and put pants on?

Don't like cliches or those church signs out in front of churches with nifty little phrases like 7 days with out prayer make one weak. (So Lame) But I just can't help myself, this one applies here "Without Christ we have a hopeless end. With Christ we have endless hope". That doesn't prove that Atheists are wrong of course, but I like the idea that I am more special than a maggott or a rat. What, maggotts don't have families?

Dear Atheist, whether or not you care I think your wonderful and more important than any other species on Earth. And I love you,(not that there's anything wrong with that). Now get over your damn self and secure your soul.

Peace be with you, feeno